Aron's Absurd Armada

We are pirates...Yup, we are totally pirates...Whatever anyone may think, we are definitely pirates...We have a captain, a crew (?), and even Robin, so we are absolutely pirates...Captain Aron is...

It's treasure.Yup, it's totally treasure.It's definitely shiny and beautiful treasure.It's treasure that Aron and (especially) Robin and the crew (?) desire.It's treasure that brainless Aron and money-loving Robin and Robin-loving...

It's pirates... It's treasure... It's the raccoon god... It's a monster... It's the sea king and the turtle... It's Bell... It's the Cornwalls... It's the king... It's Luther and Dorothy...